That was so long ago, maybe before summer vacation. Those things really make you think. So I trained as hard as I could and entered a battle royal run by a self-proclaimed, "Circus-Villainy Act" that goes by the name, "Dissent". It seemed like some kind of joke and a fun summer wasted. Most of all of the candidates at the arena were either muscular golems or boyish kids my age, all guys.
They sneered at me and leered at me. The boys sneered and the muscle-heads kept looking at me funny like their necks were loose. I waved at them all.
Before the event opened we all had to go into a virtual sim and get our "specs" read. As soon as I put on the thing, I was in a fight with an alien. So I just used the buster whatever that "The Kiran" taught me and it was over... And then I was kicked out of the tournament, by the manager-dude.
"We can't have people here, like you, that can hurt my feelings" The manager said.
He was this really old guy, I think his name was Mr. Rane. But he gave me a copy of my specs data... and cried profusely.
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Shonen Hero Diaries pt 2: The Timid Chimera
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So, at first, I was scared so I buried the guy on the playground and then turned around to run back home... I sensed that, "The Kiran", could fix everything. As I was turning to run back home, there was this big hand on my shoulder."I'll handle that!"
There was an old guy with a blonde mustache and a crew cut who seemed to pop out of nowhere.
"But wait, punch my arm!", The man exclaimed.
So, without thinking I punched his fist, right on the knuckles, and a bright orange light appeared at impact, knocking the man into a slide. That ended up turning the whole thing into dust. I had to run over to him to see if he was OK. He was lying on his back.
"Give.. me a.. high five" The guy said.
So I bent down and I high fived him. He smiled at me happily.
"Go find, the Timid Chimera" He whispered.
"Who?"
"..." The man was silent, he passed out because his head tilted over and touched the ground softly.
...And there was an eerie silence, unlike any other.
August 12, 2010
Anime Peeps I Care About by RPGHero
This segment is a biography segment on anime characters that I like. And I can make you like them too! Without further ado I bring you:
ANIME PEEPS I CARE ABOUT
Today's segment is about Hiruzen Sarutobi

Why, you ask, do I care about the third Hokage in Naruto. Well we have two things in common. One, we're both super diesel smart ninjas who know thousands of jutsu. Two, we're both around 5'4 and so we're like twins in different dimensions haha. Well I might have exaggerated our common traits alittle only because I'm 5'6. And no I'm not lying (T.T)

Well I did cover a few important things about Hiruzen in that first narcistic vain comparison. Most importantly that he's one diesel short guy. Our man, the Third was nicknamed "The Professor" because he knew every ninjutsu ever, with the exeption of some of the forbidden ones that involved using another human's body parts or the like. He took on two of the previous Hokage when they were summoned by Orochimaru like a boss!
His summon seen above is the Monkey King Enma. Did you guys ever notice that in Naruto almost every summon creature is like their summoner in some way or another in appearance. It's easier to tell with The Third, Naruto, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru. Well I do not know if Tsunade looks anything like a slug. Anyway... The Monkey King Enma can turn into a staff thats as hard as diamond. Also, Hiruzen was able to summon a Dead Demon Consuming Seal (that seemed scary like the grim reaper haha) in order to seal Orochimaru with himself and his previous masters in the afterlife I guess. That is a jutsu that only he could know how to do in the heat of battle.
Wikipedia has a stats system that score ninja in Naruto by a combo of things including ninjitsu, taijutsu, strength, intelligence, etc. Hiruzen's score is 34. In comparison, Kakashi's score is 34.5 and Naruto's is 26. This scoring seems to be based on kinetic power and not potential. Just for more comparison Jiraiya is 35.5 so anything past 34 is crazy strength in Naruto.
That is all I feel like summarizing for more information check out the wiki article.
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hiruzen_Sarutobi
ANIME PEEPS I CARE ABOUT
Today's segment is about Hiruzen Sarutobi

Why, you ask, do I care about the third Hokage in Naruto. Well we have two things in common. One, we're both super diesel smart ninjas who know thousands of jutsu. Two, we're both around 5'4 and so we're like twins in different dimensions haha. Well I might have exaggerated our common traits alittle only because I'm 5'6. And no I'm not lying (T.T)

Well I did cover a few important things about Hiruzen in that first narcistic vain comparison. Most importantly that he's one diesel short guy. Our man, the Third was nicknamed "The Professor" because he knew every ninjutsu ever, with the exeption of some of the forbidden ones that involved using another human's body parts or the like. He took on two of the previous Hokage when they were summoned by Orochimaru like a boss!
His summon seen above is the Monkey King Enma. Did you guys ever notice that in Naruto almost every summon creature is like their summoner in some way or another in appearance. It's easier to tell with The Third, Naruto, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru. Well I do not know if Tsunade looks anything like a slug. Anyway... The Monkey King Enma can turn into a staff thats as hard as diamond. Also, Hiruzen was able to summon a Dead Demon Consuming Seal (that seemed scary like the grim reaper haha) in order to seal Orochimaru with himself and his previous masters in the afterlife I guess. That is a jutsu that only he could know how to do in the heat of battle.
Wikipedia has a stats system that score ninja in Naruto by a combo of things including ninjitsu, taijutsu, strength, intelligence, etc. Hiruzen's score is 34. In comparison, Kakashi's score is 34.5 and Naruto's is 26. This scoring seems to be based on kinetic power and not potential. Just for more comparison Jiraiya is 35.5 so anything past 34 is crazy strength in Naruto.
That is all I feel like summarizing for more information check out the wiki article.
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hiruzen_Sarutobi
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This blog, "The Otaku Reviewers", was started in February of 2010 on this very same platform, Blogger. At first, it was a venture into the informational and informal world of comics, anime, video games, and Japanese culture. In other words, just a random blog.
Over time, the founder of the blog credited with the pseudonym "RPGhero" was joined by two fellow bloggers and friends with the names "Chansu" and "Deretsun". Together the three bloggers looked up interesting Japanese culture facts, recommended new anime, talked about their own "otaku" interests, and traveled across the United States to various anime conventions.
There have been off periods when the blog ceased production of content and there have been times when there would be dozens of blog posts per week. The schedule varies depending on the lives of the people behind the alias'. However the pattern is that we always get back into the game with even newer information about Japanese culture, anime, video games, and other nerdy hobbies.
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